Happy New Year. I've renamed my flash... LeCheese. Yes, I know your thinking: Jesus fucking Christ is this guy ever actually releasing anything? And the answer is... at some point. I'd rather put something good up than a bunch of shit. Which is what I have been doing. But they've certainly increased my skill, and this time, I'm going to finish this ACTUALLY GOOD FLASH!

Fiddling with preloaders is fun. I totally screwed up the beefy NG one. And I think I'm going to use it... in stuff.

Aha! I finished the re-done Talking to Myself. I'm on top on General Rock! Honestly I don't think I deserve to be there. I'll probably go down... I mean, at one point I was higher than This Way. And thats fucking retarded. I'm not that good. So yeah. I've come to the conclusion that my voice sounds much better without a mega-phone effect. I just used that to cover up my horrible voice. But I've gotten some second opinion, and I'm never doing that again.

I've had some trouble with this Switch file converter doo-dad Mac thing. Which is what my exporting friend FatKidWithaJetPack uses. So I download this thing... and I need to download another thing to make it work. Then I need another download to make it work with mp3 exports... and that turns out to be a zip with and exe extension. My computer's two least favourite things. I need some new Scripting on my computer for the crap to work... So, although its finished, the new version won't be out until... a couple days.

And yes, I change my images
Happy New Year. 2007 was way better though...way too much. Sorry.

Hoo Ra for FatKid! These new songs are quite old... and are finally exported. The first one's very strange, and actually made for a school project about, yeah, John Paul Jones. Helium rules. My microphone broke, and it made all the audio flat, slow, and distorted. So I used it to record some of the weirder synths on my keyboard+some obscure Garageband filters. Busted is the product. I'm using it in my first actual flash. Which will be the first in a three-part series about a boy named Wendel and his buddy Gorgonzola. Its freaky, but it'll be of quality. And no, I'm not finishing the shitty stickmen. So, yeah.

I have flash, and last! I can actually start to produce things! For the past 24 hours I've been at the computer, and some animation has been produced. Its an estimated 2285 frames long, and so far I've completed about 725 of them. And yes, its stickmen. The most mediocre form of flash, but still something. I guess you could say I've been practicing for a few months and here are the results. Its got some pretty decent frame by frame for my experience, and I'm using some Vines music, which is kind of repetitive, but its edgy and it works really well for it. At some point it'll be done and I'll post it here, but not permanently, its just a warm up, unless of course it gets good scores... but I don't exactly want to be known for that kind of stuff. But what the hell.

The direct link to the flash so far is here: http://www.swfup.com/file/95501
Its weird how the stickmen shrink and enlarge as you progress... I still need to figure out the scripting so that the music can stop. I did put stop in the frame, but it stopped the entire flash when the music started. So, i anyone can tell me how to do that, I'd be trilled. Also, It would rule if someone could tell me how to make a replay button. The whole thing is sort of opened-ended repeat.

As for my music, my next song has been made. I'm shocked at how high my *current* song's score is... but I guess a 4.2 isn't that high for the audio portal. Once its completely touched up, hopefully FatKidWithaJetPack will get it exported for me again... I really need a decent audio producing program. Garageband is great, but Audacity just isn't working for me. For some reason Newgrounds doesn't like them. I'll definitely actually start making stuff now, so, yeah...

I've finally got something interesting on here. Tis a song I've been working on a bit, thanks a lot to FatKidWithAJetPack, for the exporting, for some reason Audacity's don't work here. So, if you have a minute, go review, or at least vote, cause the audio portal's pretty barren of willing listeners.

I've only just discovered <download.com>, so I've still been experimenting with some new programs. I found a really neat one called TabletDraw. I made my Image stuff in it. Seeing as I don't have flash or Photoshop on my computer, I'm extremely excited to have found a program where I can draw. Now I just need flash... besides my school's.

In other news, my town is having a contest about Train-Track safety. Which is stupid, because there hasn't been any major accidents involving a train around our area in decades; its just to endorse the communal train companies around. The contest itself is designing a poster to raise awareness about train safety to children. They're giving out prizes for each grade... K-12. So I have quite a chance. The upside to this is that they have quite a hefty reward...

1st Prize: Laptop
2nd Prize: $250
3rd Prize: $100

That'll go straight into my flash fund, if of course I win. I'd rather win the cash, but it'd be cool ter have a laptop. Really cool. I'm gonna go download some more shit....

Dude's...

ZONE-SAMA sucks. I reviewed his new rape flash, and it got taken off, cause I told him he was the scum of Newgrounds, and should take a look at what notorious said, so I'm really not that surprised. I did another, and its lasted for a while. I guess you could say its more... refined.

*cough-cough*Go fuck yourself ZONE-SAMA*cough-cough*

(Yeah Lenny's Mind... I'm workn' on it)

Well after repeated attempts at flashing my way into Newgrounds via The Guy Can Dance, he has finally found a place online. In a collab. The next Frame by Frame collab, hosted by rc-films, is debuting a little after Christmas, and will include some pretty sweet shit. The best part is that its from a lot of unknown animators, and newer ones. Like my pal Kromeheart and I. But there are some more recognizable faces as well, such as McJesus and the Boogley. So, I can't wait for it to release, so look out for it.

In other news, Chioupigs is being delayed/and or scrapped. I probably will post it soon enough, once it finishes some major reconstruction. To put it quite plainly it just wasn't that good. So I'm starting on something a little more insightful, that is going to be a trilogy (hopefully) that I WILL actually release, called Lenny's Mind. Its again very random, but will have an actual plot. Not nearly as pointless as Chioupigs, which was mostly just stupid anyway.

Expect Lenny's Mind around early December. And don't expect Chioupigs.

Notorious should have won the Halloween Contest...

If your remotely interested in the character that currently is on my page header, then I'll PM you the link to a short story on <fictionpress.com>. I'm just not good enough yet to actually turn it into an animation.

I am working on a flash for any people who actually expect anything from me, called Subliminal Chihuahuas and I have no idea how you spell that (You know, small Mexican dog). Its a further advancement from my first attempts at flash such as, for anyone that actually saw these, The Kid Can Dance and The Guy Can Dance. The thing that will always keep my flash career in the dumps is that I don't actually have flash, my school does. So I only do flash at a minimum of about an hour a day. So just as a warning, if you like my flash, which you probably won't considering my horrible animating skills, don't expect frequent submissions. Thankfully Newgrounds isn't blocked by our server. Expect the flash in a couple on weeks. At the least. And if anyone has some weird non/techno trance industrial music that they think would be good for sort of freaky expiremental flash, then would you PM me the url?